Fash Fave - Rachel Zoe
Mega stylist, designer guru, and the ultra fabulous mommy of one, arrived at the 25th annual Footwear News Achievement Awards looking beyond uh-mazing in a gorgeous black maxi. Chic just got a new definition and its got Rachel Zoe's picture all over it. During the posh event the super stylist won the launch of the year award for her incredible new clothing line. Take a peek at the collection here. I'm obsessed with Rachel's red carpet ensemble. I love all of the understated details in the dress. The waist, collar, and sequins at the bottom, you just know it was breathtaking in person. Can I please have Rachel's life and be besties with Brian Atwood? Every girl needs free shoes for life. Plus, look how dapper he is. I'm totally smitten. To keep warm, the part time reality star threw on her favorite go-to fashion item, a fur jacket, which still has my heart racing. Faux Fur AND sequins, this week's Fash Fave couldn't have been an easier choice. Rach, you killed it.
Fash Fail - Jessica Simpson
Jessica, love, you may have been unaware of what was inside your Chicken of the Sea can, but don't pretend like you didn't know this getup was a major fash fail. Unless you're attending a Halloween party as a Koala bear, this is just unacceptable. The billion dollar fashion mogul and her newly released baby bump strolled through NYC in an all too boring maxi dress, which she strangely paired with what can only be described as her bathroom rug. This is a serious textile overload, Jess. As for those black wedges, well they look downright orthopedic. And the super small clutch is making me seriously uncomfortable. Someone please teach this girl about proportions. Oh and in conclusion, when Ken Pavis has the day off from doing your gorgeous blonde locks, which he clearly did, try going for a sleek ponytail instead. I don't think Hollywood can handle you, Christina, and Britney all going through breakdowns that include baby drama and complete withdrawals from the fashion world. You're better than that, love.
Something Extra: I'd like to take a second to address Mr. Atwood directly. If on the slim chance Rachel ever decides to share you for a day, I can think of a certain girl who'd love to find the following items under her Christmas tree. Thanks love! You're a doll! Xo
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HILARIOUS!! Oh Jessica. I agree with you the ensemble is too monochrome for the proportions. Probably would've went with a tailored blazer or something not so long to wear over the maxi dress. I also would've went with a totally different color in the maxi dress as well.
ReplyDeleteDitto on Rachel Zoe she always looks amazing. Maybe overdressed at times but never a fash fail!!
Haha For once Rachel is looking happy in the pics :D But she is gorgeous indeed!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend love,
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hahahahaha.Your fail's are always so funny. I agree with everything. Jessica is too pretty for this dull color. Rachel always looks flawless.
ReplyDeleteLOVE. LOVE LOVE. These shoes are amazing and I spit out my water when I read your fail. You should write a book. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteAwwww poor Jessica. Her fashion line is doing so well but she's just a hot mess some times. But yes, Rachel Zoe takes the cake. Such a posh mama.
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Rachel looks beautiful. I love seeing her smiling. Motherhood has made her so much more beautiful. Jessica on the other hand... you nailed it. That's gotta be the rug.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Your writing is so witty. Favorite ever.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Reading your Friday post always makes my weekend.
ReplyDeleteKen SO had the day off. LOL.
ps. I want the leopard heels.
Just because you're pregnant does not mean you have to dress like you have no personality. What was she thinking. Perfect choices. You crack me up.
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I love your voice. These post are always my favorite. You could seriously be a comedian. I was laughing out loud during that last segment. xoxo
ReplyDeleteJessica is always a question mark to me. Rachel on the other hand is striking in his own. I agree with both. You're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you! Rachel Zoe is a constant source of inspiration to me and I love her style. Jessica Simpson could have done so much better than this.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful pictures and a wonderful write up.Would you ever consider writing a book? I think you have the talent for it.While you're at it, style Jessica. lol
ReplyDeleteThese posts are some of my absolute favs! Always entertaining and spot on
ReplyDeleteRachel Zoe rocks in that dress xoxo
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Love Rachel Zoe and her ridiculous vernacular. Her style is also pretty bananas.
ReplyDeleteI love Rachel Zoe style, she is awesome! great shoes!
ReplyDeleteOh Jess Simpson isn't very fashionable to begin with, yet alone in maternity wear
ReplyDeleteLove what Rachel Zoe is wearing! Just beautiful!
ReplyDeleteBut then Jessica... Oh boy. I get that the whole, er, outfit (?) Might have felt comfortable in the safety of her home/hotel room, but really... That just is too grandmother for a young pretty mom like her.
This was so great post once again, I truly enjoy these ;) Have a fantastic day, dear! xoxo
Rachel is gorgeous! so chic :)
ReplyDeleteNo comment for Jessica... I wouldn't know where to start :s
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Rachel always looks incredible! XX
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ReplyDeleteRachel Zoe always looks fabulous, Jess is preggo and prob wanted to be comfortable lol they both are fabulous gals xo
ReplyDeletelove these shoes
ReplyDeleteI'm creving for the green shoes. Awesome!
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Seriously made me lol! 'which she strangely paired with what can only be described as her bathroom rug'.
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Rachel Zoe Dress is so beautiful and her person too. I love her style.
ReplyDeleteJessicas Simpson style is...I dont know. Its something else but not fashion.
I love the leo shoes <3
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DYING for every.single.pair of shoes pictured above. If you become besties with Brian Atwood and/or Rachel Zoe, I'm going to need you to share them with me! All I need is 1 hour! :) I'm not even commenting on Jess because you pretty much nailed it. Rachel does no wrong. End of story.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely adore Rachel Zoe!she's always good dressed,I love her!
ReplyDeleteAudrey
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Ah. JSimp is a hot mess. And Rachel Zoe is pretty much my hero. I couldn't agree more. :)
ReplyDeleteLove Rachel Zoe's look and her new hairstyle!
ReplyDeleteRachel always looks gorgeous!
ReplyDeletexo
You really make me laugh hun!!
ReplyDeleteI think Rachel Zoe is fabulous, I totally love her sense of style and always dip into the book that she published for ideas.
On the Jessica front, this is where I laughed out loud! Orthopedic shoes they most definately are, your hilarious, i love the way you write as well as your style!!
Esther xxox
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Love the shoes!
ReplyDeleteLoving Rachel Zoe's look and all of Brian Atwood's shoes!!! I swoon!!
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Ohhh I'm loving those shoes, great finds!!
ReplyDeleteLOL totally agree!
ReplyDeleteseriously? is that a rug? what is she wearing!
ReplyDeleteAlways love Rachel Zoe, but what in the world is Jessica wearing? I know she's pregnant and all but this is just terrible.
ReplyDeletexo L.
personally, I don't like the drop waist line on Rachel Zoe. she doesn't have much of a shape to begin with and the drop waist cancels out any chance of feminine curve. I love all the shoes though!
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hahaha love the fash fail! poor jessica...
ReplyDeleteGreat minds must think a like because because I have a rachel zoe inspired post coming up soon! I love that woman to death hahaha.
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I agree with everything ;)
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Hahaha. Love your sense of fashion humor! Great post! - Carla
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lovely post Jsimpson soooooo lovely na...
ReplyDeleteI agree Rachel looks fabulous as always, love her dress. Those leopard print peep toe boots are gorgeous! :) x
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love the black heels!!
ReplyDeleteI love RZoe! She is uh-mazing with everything she does & wears!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha. I love everything you said about Jessica. You have such a way with words. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteThough Rachel Zoe is just stunning, I think Mr. Atwood totally steals the spotlight here. And so do his incredible shoes. I want to love Jessica but there are clearly chic ways to sport a baby bump and this is so not one of them.
ReplyDeletethose black heels r killer girl!
ReplyDeleteZoe is looking great here, soft and pretty...not surprised she shed the baby weight in less then a hot second :)
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I like the black dress, but I don't think it is that special either
ReplyDeleteI do completely agree that the grey cardigan is simply very ugly
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Brilliant. Rachel looks stunning.
ReplyDeletethe green ankleboots and the black heels are amazing:)
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with you!!!
ReplyDeleteRachel Zoe looks amazing!!
JS looks dowdy!! Never been a fan of her style!!
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Rachel Zoe = love :)
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson = hate!
I swear I think Jess needs to learn how to dress...
Love the peep toes shoes :)
ReplyDeleteRachel always looks amazing!
ReplyDeleteI hope this was a one time only fashion mistake by Miss Simpson, she usually looks so chic. Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you need to get sloppy.
Those teal ankle boots are perfection. Actually, all of them are.
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I adore those green booties! Would go perfectly with a LBD for a Holiday Party. :)
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Of course and I'm following youw awesome blog dear <3
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Rachel Zoe is just gorgeous! X
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Yeah Jessica isn't the best at dressing for her bump.....Not a fan!
ReplyDeleteRachel Zoe is my favorite!
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oh gosh, i'm not quite sure what jessica was even thinking!
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Poor Jess... This is just so so sad... But Rachel looks amazing- which is good because her job is to make celebs look amazing. Glad she's taking some time to style herself. Happy Friday XO
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I love Rachel Zoe's carpet ensemble as well. It's stunning without being over-the-top. I WANT HER DRESS. I really hope though that her jacket wasn't real fur. That would suck!
ReplyDeleteAs for Jessica Simpson, wow. She's a pretty girl, but she needs to dress better. After all, she is a fashion mogul.
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I love Rachel Zoe. Her tastes are impeccable. I love her boho look combined with a menswear look in her collection. It's just genius! Wish I could afford it though.
ReplyDeleteI love Rachel Zoe so much. She can do no wrong in my eyes. Poor Jessica Simpson, bless her heart!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why people let themselves go when they're pregnant.... And I love Brian Atwood shoes BEAUTIFUL !
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i really like rachel zoe's style! xoxo
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rachel is gorgeous! nice blog!
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Ahhhh :D Im also in love with Rachel Zoe!
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LoL... Jessica look too funny =)
ReplyDeleteLOVE LOVE LOVE THIS POST!!
ReplyDeleteyou are sooooo pretty dear - WOW!!
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Wow, what was Jessica thinking? That outfit, that hair, that clutch, the shoes... It's all wrong!
ReplyDeleteI love those shoes! They're all so cute! :)
Thanks for your support! You have an awesome blog!
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Xo,S
hahaha this made me laugh!
ReplyDeletePoor Jessica... Rachel Zoe's looking fabulous as always, you gotta love her! ♥
ReplyDeleteGreat post, you write so well & very funny, I like! (:
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LOL thanks for commenting on my blog. Jessica Simpson is a fashion fail! A new follower here.
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Your blog is super cute and super girly! I love it! im a new follower!
ReplyDeleteCute shoes!
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I love your blog!!! I love the pics and your choices!! really nice sense of style
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Thats a really well written funny post :)
ReplyDeletePoor Jessica!! LOL! Love Rachel Zoe!
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ReplyDeleteI want the leopard shoes under my Christmas tree too! :)
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nice postt babee <3
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ReplyDeletexoxo,
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Hahaha. You are a very talent writer. Loved this.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Jessica never looks good. Rachel looks beautiful. I like seeing her so happy. Great choices.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Jess. She's probably feeling pregnant and uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteRachel's outfit is very simple and cute
Haha, you are so cute! You right Jessica doesn't look too good, but I guess when you pregnant its kind of hard! Anyway, love your post! I hope you had a fabulous weekend.
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Hahhahahha! You picked out some good ones.
ReplyDeleteAahw poor Jess.. I'm afraid she has fallen into the fashion blackhole that is "pregnancy confort dressing"... It's so sad. :)
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